You know, not everyone feels this way when they walk through this door. Some of us just want to re-apply lipstick :/

You know, not everyone feels this way when they walk through this door. Some of us just want to re-apply lipstick :/

So …the fire department has a closet full of hoes.

So …the fire department has a closet full of hoes.

Hmmm so funny because it looks like cheese
: /

Hmmm so funny because it looks like cheese

: /

or perhaps the zombies will find us?

or perhaps the zombies will find us?

(Source: leetakeuchi.com, via elysesmodernlife)

you know…in case you ever feel like baking a cake on the train

you know…in case you ever feel like baking a cake on the train

Excuse me street sign??

Excuse me street sign??

Only in Rio de Janeiro!

Only in Rio de Janeiro!

As opposed to what…a public watermelon???

As opposed to what…a public watermelon???